1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
…I really DO want to know what actually happened in Budapest.
If anyone wants to know what happened in Budapest, read the new Marvel Now ‘Secret Avengers’ series. The 1st issue brings Clint and Nat together at SHIELD and sends them to Budapest.
THE LAST ONE
Asked by teacupdream
NO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.