“Useless,” they said. “Just there for sex appeal,” they said. “What do you mean she’s saving the day,” they said.I will shank the next person I hear try to tell me Black Widow is useless.
I. Will shank them.
Imagine how hard it is to keep up with people who have super powers and super suits. Not only does she “keep up” but she holds her own, she doesn’t need to TRY and keep up with them, she just does. She goes toe to toe with Loki, and on a mental battlefield none-the-less. There is no doubt that even if Loki “packs a punch” as Cap puts it, his real power is his intellect. Black Widow takes him on and she wins.
Then during the big battle it’s HER that makes it up to the teseract, by hitching a ride on one of those fucking insane Chitari chariots and taking control of it. Imagine doing that when you don’t have a suit that lets you fly, or a serum that gives you super strength, or the powers of a god. She doesn’t even have Clint’s bow and special arrows, which he can clearly use to stop him during a fall.
Black Widow does it though, she does it and she ROCKS IT. Rocks the fuck out of it.
Haters can hate, but Black Widow is a total badass and nothing will change that fact.
black widow movie pls
One of the things I love about Black Widow is that if I tried hard enough, worked out a whole bunch, learned how to fight and put in a lot of effort, I could almost be her. It’s really interesting that we have a super hero who’s abilities come from years of hard work and training and not just an alien planet or magic juice.
this is why I’m legit sad that everyone but tumblr seems to forget she exists
she kicks several species of ass while still being completely human and holy shit can we please just give her a movie already
Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself.
(Source: zenami-beta)
do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
*screams*
I WANT TO HUG HIS BIG FLUFFY HEAD FOREVERRRr
He’s all ‘HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET A DOG INSIDE THIS MACHINE’
REVEAL YOURSELF, TINY SONGSTRESS!!
(Source: josies-stupid-gifs)
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.