Ruminations of the Third Kind

linguisticsyall: Putin speaks Russian and German. I speak Russian, German, and English. Lmfao...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:41:17 +0100

Putin speaks Russian and German. I speak Russian, German, and English. Lmfao leader of Russia my ass get on my level Putin.

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:39:06 +0100

sassymccoy: no but women are so badass okay because there will inevitably come a point in every...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:37:34 +0100

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

thecorruptedquietone: I feel like Kirk leafs through the federation handbook and just finds a new...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:37:26 +0100

thecorruptedquietone:

I feel like Kirk leafs through the federation handbook and just finds a new rule he hasn’t broken and goes “Spock, I know what we’re gonna do today!”

"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one..."

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:37:17 +0100

“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?”

- Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

obscuritiesunknown: steamedporkbun: She is like… if Bellatrix...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:36:05 +0100

obscuritiesunknown:

steamedporkbun:

She is like… if Bellatrix had been put in Hufflepuff instead of Slytherin.

I love this woman.

mycroftsmindtardis: wholet: #Their little table always has...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:35:15 +0100

mycroftsmindtardis:

wholet:

#Their little table always has four chairs #Two Amy reminds herself to dust every couple weeks #But they’re never put away #‘Just in case’ #And every Christmas those chairs get an extra dusting #As the smells of a dinner that’s just a bit too large for two waft from the kitchen #And ‘just in case’ Amy sets the two extra places #And ‘just in case’ she lays the table so the empty two chairs can reach as well #And ‘just in case’ she carefully takes the worn prayer leaf down from their bedroom #To lay next to one of the empty places #Because maybe one day #One day #They’ll all be together for Christmas #Sharing stories and laughs and spoilers as a family (via nonlinear-nonsubjective)

whoa there satan

hatepotion: After ages, here it is. Sorry it took so long....

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:34:07 +0100

hatepotion:

After ages, here it is. Sorry it took so long. Luna, for Lenne. Hope you like it :)

knittinqueen: myfeelsareeverywhere: looking for alaska is the...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:33:31 +0100

knittinqueen:

myfeelsareeverywhere:

looking for alaska is the best

Everything john green rocks

nosdrinker: i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here i’m...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:32:03 +0100

nosdrinker:

i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here

i’m so so sorry

thesewindswillblow: slydigger: listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me This...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:31:38 +0100

thesewindswillblow:

slydigger:

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

This might be one of the best pick up lines I’ve ever heard.

psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:30:50 +0100

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

gnarly: reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:30:11 +0100

gnarly:

reasons to date me:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5: please lol

castiel-is-a-bluebird: sassygaydean: journeyintohiddlestiel: if dean and cas had sex it would be...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:52:30 +0100

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

sassygaydean:

journeyintohiddlestiel:

if dean and cas had sex it would be a

holy fuck

if sam and lucifer had sex it would be

fucking hell

if adam and samandriel had sex it would be

holy hell

everybody-keeps-scoring: AWEH OH MY GOD JOSH

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:45:49 +0100

everybody-keeps-scoring:

AWEH OH MY GOD JOSH

lunapics: laughingsquid: Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:19:46 +0100

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

casandthewinchesters: ‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:02:51 +0100

casandthewinchesters:

‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:02:14 +0100

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:52:48 +0100

of-castles-and-converses: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:51:40 +0100

of-castles-and-converses:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OH GOD I CANT BREATHE